New England Patriots Die

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Patriots:
I’m going to win the Super Bowl this year, it is going to be so awesome! I’m going to get very rich and buy everything in the world. There is no one that can stop me. Not even the Green Gay Sackers or the Shitattle Seacocks.

Patriots Mother:
Shut the fuck up, you have no chance of winning you cheater. Tom Brady is a piece of shit you know? He’s just a big fat cunt.

Patriots:
Shut up Mom! You’re underestimating the power of the Super Patriots! You bitch!

Patriots Mother:
Well if I am a bitch, that means you’re a son of a bitch! Fuck you, you mother fucking nigger gang.

Patriots:
You’re just jealous that I’m better than you!

Patriots Mother:
Die, you douchebag! God damn it! You bastard!

Patriots:
Ow! What was that for? I am going to win the Super Bowl you fucker!

Patriots Mother:
Stop fucking cheating, stop fucking deflating balls, and stop fucking watching faggot porn and you’ll win the Super Bowl, but for now, just die!

Patriots:
Wah! Oh you fucking piss me… you… you fucking piss me off! Go to hell, Mom!

Patriots Mother:
Why don’t you stop crying like a baby! I’m pissed off too, you’re the one who needs to go to hell you fat fucker! Learn to respect your parents you fat pussy!

Patriots:
Wah!! Ah!! You… you fuck! Ahh! Wah!! Wah!! Wah!!

Patriots Mother:
Haha! You fucking crybaby! Boo-hoo! Hahahaha!

Patriots:
If you were even in the NFL! Your record will be 0 to 9999! Bitch!

Patriots Mother:
HAHAHAHA! No chance to win the Super Bowl now I suppose.

Patriots:
No!!!

Patriots Mother:
Looks like my work here is done.

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